Initiation

As I watch my friends swarm the freedoms granted unto them by the funds un-vesting everywhere, I realize that I have yet to do my part to ensure that the world will not autocombust before my chillins have a chance to ship me off to a nursing home. That said, I've decided to be passive aggressive and start a blog. Maybe, in some sick virtual place inside of me, this will spark a love of routine and commitment. More likely, however, I'll make it through the inception concept, quickly flounder for inspiration, find a job that consumes me, and three years into the next regime stumble across my psuedo politico ponderings and pick up the sword once more for a final adieu to cyberspace. So, sticking to timeless analogies, as I'm sure any references to pop culture will shortly be sorely passe, with excitement previously reserved for potential run-ins with Lauren Conrad (lovingly known as LC) of The Hills, I embark on my very first quandry.