Swearing It In

I think I'm due for a revelation/revolution mashup (reevaluation*?).

I haven't decided what this will entail yet. And is this something you can just decide? Or does it have to be something you stumble into like divine intervention? (read: dumb luck)

If it's the former, here are the options I've toyed with tonight:

1) Discover gluten allergy, give up gluten products, shop at the organics store, pick up crunchie chick, live sustainably.
2) Discover newest fitness craze, drag my ass out of bed at 6am every morning to participate in said craze, don't drink booze to maximize fitness impact, pick up sober chick, live forever.
3) Discover new job, work fewer hours, revel in hobbies, pick up crafty chick, live everything.
4) Discover gluten allergy extends to alcohol in general, go to the gym more because I'm not hung over (ever), start a new company, draw/write/play the piano, become well balanced, pick up wifey chick, live happily.
5) Discover blogging, blog incessantly about revelation/revolution from couch with mild buzz and no girlfriend... live.

Or I could just make light of the fact that I'm antsy and want to either change jobs, apartments or significant others and it's a recession, I signed a lease and I'm single. And it's been raining for DAYS.

Forced introspection. Not a fan... but so so necessary.

*Jenny D, Dinner, approx 9:17pm, May 4th, Heartland Brewery, NY, NY, US <3